Thursday, May 10, 2007

Boo-bees

Okay, the bees are missing. So this is what we do: seduce them back. Come on ladies—why waste your time embarrassing yourself on Girls Gone Wild for a free T-shirt when you can use your assets to save mankind? Just strap on some wings and a black and yellow striped miniskirt and go stand next to a deserted beehive. Maybe douse yourself in honey. Whatever it takes. We're talking about the fate of the world here. Look, the costume manufacturers are doing their part: there are tons of sexy bee costumes to choose from. Maybe too many...
Are the Halloween companies behind the bee disappearance, knowing they'd be able to cash-in on bee costumes? We'll have to jump on this hot lead and get back to you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know about you, but I for one look forward to being a bee this halloween. It will be so ironic. "Bees are missing, but hey this guy is dressed like one!" It'll be great. I'll be famous.

Anonymous said...

Dude, I hope you don't plan on getting one of those sexy bee costumes. Definitely not cool bro.