Friday, May 11, 2007

Dude buys 23 million bees

You think this bee thing is a joke? Well some guy in Michigan isn't laughing. Dude just had to buy 23.5 million fucking bees to keep his honey business alive. First of all, just think about how much that's gotta cost. Really, you think about it, because I have no idea. What does a bee cost? You can't find any on ebay — that can't be a good sign in itself. Maybe I should check ebee. Second, if you buy that many bees, how do you know you got what you paid for? "Hey buddy... slow down there. By my count, there's only 23.4 million bees here. What am I supposed to do with that? How many times do I have to tell you guys: bees ain't horseshoes. Close don't freakin count, asshole! Now get me my bees!"


bizman said...

how do we know this dude ain't buyin bees just to kill em? some silence of the bees type ish goin on here.

dustin said...

I ate his antenna with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.