You know what the secret ingredient to Burt’s success is? Massive bee killings. Every product he sells is made of bees. Mommy bees, baby bees, special needs bees – even the Queen bee. I call on our faithful readers to boycott Burt, his stupid beard, and his sinister bee killing ways.
Sunday, May 6, 2007
Burt Bee Killer
You know what the secret ingredient to Burt’s success is? Massive bee killings. Every product he sells is made of bees. Mommy bees, baby bees, special needs bees – even the Queen bee. I call on our faithful readers to boycott Burt, his stupid beard, and his sinister bee killing ways.
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2 comments:
I never trusted that guy anyway. Imagine you saw him hitchhiking. You'd never pick him up. Even Phish fans would be scared of that beard and that hat. Dirty hippie drifter.
I'm on my second day of boycotting Burt's. My lips hurt, severely chapped, but we need to stay strong on this matter!!
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