Thursday, May 31, 2007

What has two thumbs and likes blue bees?

You like blueberries? Well you're royally fucked, because the bee shortage is totally messing with blueberry farmers, who are having to pay mad extra loot for their bees. So now blueberries are going to cost $5000 per bushel or basket or whatever the hell you parcel out blueberries in. And that will eventually impact everything blueberry flavored. You like blueberry Eggos? $20 per Eggo! How about Boo Berry? What's he going to do? How's he going to feed his kids? This is so depressing I'm going to put a bullet in my head right now.

1 comment:

chair said...

Boo Berry killed my father.

I will have my revenge.


P.S. Bees are nice.