Friday, May 4, 2007

Wales says make your own bees

Scientists in Wales say everyone should have their own bees. Yeah, great idea. Try having a beehive in a one-bedroom apartment in Queens. My landlord gets mad when I turn the TV up too loud. How do you think she'll feel when she goes to get the mail and gets stung 40 times in the face by a bee? What does Wales know anyway? All they have is Catherine Zeta-Jones and she's not even close to being a bee. And her husband is an old pervert and she does crappy cellphone commercials. Cellphones! Bees! Conspiracy here? You bee the judge.

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