Wednesday, May 23, 2007

The bees are on Mick Jagger's schlong

One of Mick Jagger's 52,000 ex-girlfriends just told the press that the singer tried to enlarge his wenis by covering it in bees. And we wonder why the bees are missing. Wouldn't you fly off, never to return, if someone shoved you in a bamboo tube full of towering dirty British wang? I mean, it was practically rape, if you think about it. Sympathy for the Devil? How about some sympathy for the bees, Mick, you filthy pervert?

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