If you don't know by now, what's happening to the bees is called Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD). Formerly known by the supremely retarded name of Fall Dwindle Disease, CCD means just what I've been telling you: Them bees is dying! And it's getting so bad, even CBS News is weighing in on it.
Speaking of CBS News and the end of the world, Katie Couric's stint as the worst anchor in the history of universe seems to have started right around the time the bees started disappearing. Could it be her fault? I know I wanted to kill myself after watching her do a segment for 60 Minutes. Imagine you're just a little bee, home from a hard day of pollinating, looking to relax and catch up on some current events. There's no way your tiny bee brain could handle the shock of seeing Couric's bitchy face pop up on your TV. I think we should arrest her just to play it safe. Nobody would be upset.