13-year-olds, dude

While you're sitting on your fat ass eating things and making said ass even fatter, 13-year-olds are out there solving the bee problem. Yes, some kid from the awesomely named town of Rogue Valley won some prize for writing an essay about bee death, and the essay is better than anything you've ever written or read. Yes, he's home-schooled. Yes, he's a beekeeper. Yes, he's probably a weirdo, but he knows the answers to our prayers, or at least to our prayers regarding bees. You know, I believe the children are the future. Teach them well, and make them fix the bee problem or we're all going to die and it's going to be worse than watching A-Rod bang a room full of grandmas.