Thursday, June 7, 2007

Einstein didn't know shit about bees

Every colony collapse disorder bee death article these days contains this quote attributed to Einstein:
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the Earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination; no more pollination, no more plants; no more plants, no more animals; no more animals, no more man."
Well guess what suckers? That quote is total bullshit. I mean, it's true and we are all going to die, but Einstein didn't say it. Made up. Total farce. Fake. Wrong. A lie. Boulderdash. Aspersion. A falsified forgery of fiction and fibbery. Myth, misstatement and misrepresentation. Terminological inexactitude, if I may be so bold. Basically, it's wrong, and believing it is like eating a shit sandwich without the bread.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

u eat shit sandwich? lol!