Saturday, June 9, 2007

Bee bee daddies

Apparently bees can reproduce without any males involved. No wonder the bee colonies are collapsing. You've got all these young bees flying around without any father figures in their lives. And not to say anything bad about single bee mothers. but there's only so much a mother can do. She's got to go out there and bring home the pollen. She doesn't have time to raise her bee kids. And who's going to teach these bees all the things that only a father bee can? Who's going to beat them with a wrench when they come home 15 minutes past curfew? Who's going to call them pussies if they can't make the varsity football team? Who? WHO DAMMIT? Why dad, why don't you love me? oh god make the pain go away...


1 comment:

Bee Affleck said...

You like apples? Well when the bees are gone there won't be anymore apples. How do you like 'dem apples!