Who's got the propolis?

What's propolis? It's some tree shit. And some bee shit. See, this sticky stuff comes out of trees and bees take it and store it because they love it. What's the big deal? Funny you should ask. "Propolis is a medicinal product that can work as an antibiotic, soothe inflammations, speed up healing of wounds, ease rheumatic pains, combat fungal infections and strengthen the body's immune system." Yup. All that, and NOT a bag of chips. Why no chips? Because you can't have chips when you're lying on the floor in pain with an infected spleen and fungus up your ass.