Friday, June 22, 2007

Swedish bees are scary

Holy shit—get that thing away from me! Man, I've had my picnics ruined by bees before but this is just ridiculous. Man, maybe it's a good thing the bees are dying off if this is what they're looking like these days.
Just kidding, that's not a real bee, you stupid assface. That's Robyn, a Swedish popstar worshipped by dorky hipsters. She had some techno type song out last year. It was pretty good—if you're a giant walking vagina.
Anyway, good job Robyn. Thousands of years of progress have brought civilization to this point and now it's all going to end, and your solution is to make bad '80s house music and dress up like the very thing that's going to kill us all. Great job. I can't wait to hear your new song on KTU right after some Cher and Vengaboys.


Heywood J. said...

She looks like the female-bee-version of the creepy-fake-old-guy from the old Six Flags commercials.

bee milk said...

I like to dip my graham crackers in milk. They get nice and soggy. I don't like bees in my milk.