In Japan, even the bees are weird

Okay, what the hell is going on here? I can see that there's a girl attempting to be sexy in a pretty minimal bee slut costume. The arm bands are a little bizarre though, as is the giant fly swatter. Is she trying to swat herself? Is that hot? Is that some weird fettish? Well, whatever it is, it's not weirder than the model plane coming in for a landing on her bee ass. I can't say exactly what it is but there is clearly something wrong here, and if that's what I think, imagine how the bee community feels. Just another case of mankind being insensitive to bees via dirty skanks and model airplanes.

Bees hate our freedom

Now we've really pissed them off. Whatever it is that's killing the bees, you can be sure it's something we did, because now they're turning to terrorism to get their point across. Just this weekend a plane was grounded after being attacked by bees. The tiny suicide stingers swarmed the plane (a 737), flying directly into the engine. Luckily they don't know anything about explosives or everyone on that plane would be totally fucked right now.