Friday, September 7, 2007

Mystery Bevealed!

THIS IS IT BEE FANS!! The moment you've all been waiting for! They finally know what is killing all the bees! Okay, well they don't know for sure but they have a good theory. They think it's a something called Israeli Acute Paralysis Virus (IAPV). It fucks up the bees and makes their wings all crazy and shivery and paralyzes them and then they die. THEY DIE! It's not from Israel either by the way so don't go blaming the Jews like you always do, Osama Bee Laden. It was discovered by Israeli scientists. Anyway, people are saying this is at the very least a big reason why the bees are fucked right now, if not THE reason itself. And it's big news, it's everywhere! CNN, The New York Times, USA Today, ABC News, The Washington Post, Wired, The Seattle Times and a bazillion other news sources around the world! The world cares about the bees after all! Fear not little yellow and black striped friends who sometimes sting us and cause horrible pain—we are coming to save you all so we can use you as slaves to make honey and pollinate our crops! Love is here, love is coming and love is the answer for bees with Jewish Bee Virus!

3 comments:

Osama Bee Laden said...

Drat! I was hoping to blame Israel...

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows that bee's AIDS comes from Africa because they were having sex with monkeys.

some douchebag said...

Could there BEE any more stories about this?