Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Bee war

After recent bee findings, NY Senator Chuck Schumer wants to halt the importing of Australian bees since they seem to have the Israeli bee AIDS. Yeah, good job genius. Now that every bee in the U.S. is infected with Australian Israeli bee death syndrome, now we can stop importing them. Now is a great time for that. That's like putting on a bullet proof vest after you've been shot. That's like putting on a condom after you just had sex. That's just like protecting your bees from a virus they already have by waging economic warfare on Australian beekeepers. Well, all I can say for sure is that this will certainly have a boomerang effect when it comes to American beekeepers. Actually I just wanted to say boomerang since I'm talking about Australia. Koala bear kangaroo Foster's Crocodile Hunter stingray Dundee wallabee platypus dingo mate.

5 comments:

LastBeeBuzzing said...

Crikey!

LastBeeBuzzing said...

Wait... wait.... Crike-Beey!

That's so much better.

Anonymous said...

When is a bee not a bee?
When it blah blah blah bee joke.

yahoo serious said...

Put another shrimp on the barbie you American douchebags! And bees.

Colin hay said...

Who can it BEE now?