Saturday, May 17, 2008

The Beelocaust

Hello bee fans. It's been a while since I've updated this site. I've mostly been preparing my underground bunker for the apocalypse. You know, hoarding food and ammunition, making sure my chemical toilet is in working order... that sort of thing. After all, not a damn thing has changed since this blog started up. The bees are still dying, the collapse of all life on the planet is in the works, a loaf of bread costs twice as much as it did a year ago, and nobody seems to give a shit.
So what's in the bee news today? Let's see... there's a story about how lots of German bees were killed by fruit fly pesticides last year. Thanks Germany! First the holocaust, now this.
In better news, Pennsylvania bees seem to be hanging on alright. I don't know what's sadder about this article: that good bee news consists of "only" 27% of bees dying over the winter, or that if you want to survive the end of life as we know it, you have to move to fucking Pennsyltucky. Yeah right. I think I'd rather die with the bees than spend my last moments alive surrounded by asshole Phillies fans.
And that's pretty much where we stand. The bees are still dying, the Germans are at it again, and nobody likes Pittsburgh. The future looks bright.

3 comments:

Klaus said...

I wish the bees would return and rock us like a hurricane. \m/

Anonymous said...

germany is the root of all evil... no doubt my bee friends can feel that kinda end-of-the-world-hate
;P

Anonymous said...

Here we go...picking on the Germans again...has anyone looked at a frickin' map lately? See how small it is? What the hell's wrong with you? Go pick on someone your own size...besides, your grand pappy is probably German, so simmer down already with the German jokes. Surely you must have read about more shit in school than the Nazi's right? RIGHT!