Thursday, January 24, 2008

These boots are made for the apocalypse

Hey bee-lovers. It's been a while since the last update, but here's some major news for you: all the bees are going to die and we're still as fucked as ever. Yup, nothing much has changed. The world is going to end, the economy is collapsing, the food chain is being dismantled, and guess what - still no bees. And nobody cares. Yeah, sure, put on your little bee boots and run around! Do a little dance! HEY LOOK AT ME AND MY BEE BOOTS! THEY'VE GOT LITTLE EYES AND LITTLE WINGS, JUST LIKE REAL BEES!!! And just like the real bees of today, they're inanimate objects that can't do anything — like make apples or corn or other food products that stupid boot wearing bastards like us need. Laugh it up boot people. Stick your feet knee-deep in the pits of your own doom.

2 comments:

Sir Sutffingham said...

I think you meant "...made for the b-pocalypse."

temple of sting said...

You'd better be prepared for an onslaught of bee-themed objects. Since it's widely known that I love bees, friends and family give me bee-themed gifts all the time, and I have in fact received those exact boots as a gift before.