Showing posts with label Baby Bees. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Baby Bees. Show all posts

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Bubble trouble

Great. The bees are dying, the food chain is collapsing, we're all doomed, and what are we doing about it? Catching bees in bubbles. Unbelievable. Here, try it yourself. It's a little game. Good times. Really fun, if you enjoy the end of all life on earth set to a really pleasant piano ballad. Yup, it's the apocalypse and you're busy playing Tetris and listening to Josh Groban. Congratulations asshole.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Burt Bee Killer

You know what the secret ingredient to Burt’s success is? Massive bee killings. Every product he sells is made of bees. Mommy bees, baby bees, special needs bees – even the Queen bee. I call on our faithful readers to boycott Burt, his stupid beard, and his sinister bee killing ways.